How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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