Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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