She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.