we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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