I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
