He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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