Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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