Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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