It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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