I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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