Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
They have beer where we have blood.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
