In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
youre lurking in front of me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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