You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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