O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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