I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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