Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
