are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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