Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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