I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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