Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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