Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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