Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wear drunk well.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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