It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you made out with another girl for some wings
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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