I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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