did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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