this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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