Christians are straight up FREAKS
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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