The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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