After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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