I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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