And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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