i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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