I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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