the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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