So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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