he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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