check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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