I feel great
I just peed on a car
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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