4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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