see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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