I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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