By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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