Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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