I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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