Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize