you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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