have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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