remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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