Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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