dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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