And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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