It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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