her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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