I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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