____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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