when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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