Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
