Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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