No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You're like the curious george of whores
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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