Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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