I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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