Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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